About UFO's etc?

Well, now I'm writing about UFO's! Some of you out there are going to think my writing has taken a distinct turn for the worse, not just in form but in subject matter, and some of you are going to think finally, someone is going to write the truth about extra terrestrial beings visiting our planet. And if the truth be told, most of you are going to think 'who gives a shit if this guy thinks there are little green beings (notice I did not say little green men, your welcome ladies for not leaving your gender out of the discussion as so many others have) and what the hell does he know about it any way?'

Therein lies the conundrum. Either you believe UFO's and all their trappings exist, you don't believe in any of it, and you probably don't believe in Bigfoot either, yeah right. Or you simply don't give a shit. And if you fall into the last category, I would be willing to bet that you don't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.

I for one, have decided that I am going to start believing in all of it. Let's face it ,it's much easier and kind of fun! I don't have to argue with people like former astronauts that say they saw flying saucers when they were in space, what they were doing looking for flying saucers when they should have been working I don't know, and I don't need to argue with any Scottish people who say they've seen the Loch Ness monster while they were out sun bathing on the beach next to the Loch (like Scotland ever sees the sun, who has ever seen a tan Scottish person?)

Now arguing with someone who claims to have seen Bigfoot (and who didn't have their cell phone with them so they could take a picture) is a little harder. After all, everyone knows that Bigfoot has been roaming the wilderness of the Pacific Northwest for centuries. Native Americans have drawn pictures of it and passed down a verbal history of contact with it. There are foot prints, hair, sound recordings of it screaming (always recorded in the middle of the night, I'm am not going to suggest the obvious about screaming in the middle of the night, my wife told me not to go there). The only thing we don't have, besides an actual, living (or dead) creature, is a picture. After all, evidently Sasquatch (that's the native American name for Bigfoot, they have much cooler names for stuff) investigators don't go into the woods with a cell phone or a camera so there is no reason to believe that when their investigation has brought them face to face with the big hairy guy, or girl, or when they're recording them screaming in the middle of the night (hmmmmmm) they are evidently in such shock it's unthinkable that they would have a camera with them so they could take a picture that didn't look like a blurry photo of something strange hiding behind a tree.

I mean it could be Sasquatch I guess, or it could be a little green being from another world (standing behind their little green UFO that's shaped like a tree), or a big kid, or even the Loch Ness monster (on vacation in the Pacific Northwest visiting family) or it could be well, just about any thing, or absolutely nothing.

I suppose that's the point. People see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe. Some hide from the light and some embrace it. What does this have to do with UFO's? Absolutely nothing, I'm just trying to throw all you women out there off the track after suggesting you may be from another planet.

With that being said, there is no reason to believe that I am going to suffer somehow for making any real or imagined suggestion that women, aliens, the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot should all be lumped into the same category. I am going to stop writing now for obvious reasons.